{"id":665,"date":"2009-05-07T17:58:13","date_gmt":"2009-05-07T15:58:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.grueiro.ch\/blog\/?p=665"},"modified":"2009-05-07T15:58:43","modified_gmt":"2009-05-07T13:58:43","slug":"have-you-ever-wondered","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.grueiro.ch\/blog\/?p=665","title":{"rendered":"Have you ever wondered"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul style=\"text-align: left;\">\n<li>Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?<\/li>\n<li>Why can&#8217;t women put on mascara with their mouth closed?<\/li>\n<li>Why is &#8218;abbreviated&#8216; such a long word?<\/li>\n<li>Why is it that doctors call what they do &#8218;practice&#8216;?<\/li>\n<li>Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?<\/li>\n<li>Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?<\/li>\n<li>Why isn&#8217;t there mouse-flavoured cat food?<\/li>\n<li>Why didn&#8217;t Noah kill those two mosquitoes while he had the chance?<\/li>\n<li>Why don&#8217;t sheep shrink when it rains?<\/li>\n<li>Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">\n<p>You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes&#8230;\u00a6?\n<\/p>\n<ul style=\"text-align: left;\">\n<li>Why don&#8217;t they make the whole plane out of that stuff?<\/li>\n<li>If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why can&#8217;t women put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why is &#8218;abbreviated&#8216; such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do &#8218;practice&#8216;? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Why is the &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.grueiro.ch\/blog\/?p=665\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u201eHave you ever wondered\u201c <\/span>weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27,25,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-665","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fun","category-kurioses","category-verschiedenes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.grueiro.ch\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/665","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.grueiro.ch\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.grueiro.ch\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.grueiro.ch\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.grueiro.ch\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=665"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.grueiro.ch\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/665\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":666,"href":"https:\/\/www.grueiro.ch\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/665\/revisions\/666"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.grueiro.ch\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=665"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.grueiro.ch\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=665"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.grueiro.ch\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=665"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}