Have you ever wondered

  • Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
  • Why can’t women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
  • Why is ‚abbreviated‘ such a long word?
  • Why is it that doctors call what they do ‚practice‘?
  • Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
  • Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
  • Why isn’t there mouse-flavoured cat food?
  • Why didn’t Noah kill those two mosquitoes while he had the chance?
  • Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?
  • Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes…¦?

  • Why don’t they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
  • If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?